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SRS Movie Review: The Last Exorcism

I’m not even going to talk much about this movie.  I am just going to say it was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life and I have watched a ton of movies and I also happen to like/ enjoy some of those super cheesy B movies on scifi from time to time.  IF I gave ratings like 5 stars and shit this movie would get negative stars.

The movie is shot 100% from a handicam with a “camera man” being some want to be artsy fag who like to take and stare at little dolls and chairs for 1-2 minutes at a time thru the movie and then shit goes down he gets scared and stares at the fucking floor.  You spend a good hour and ten minutes of this maybe hour and twenty-minute movie bored out of your mind listening to bull crap that has nothing to do with anything at all.  Then in the last ten minutes all hell breaks loose and you’re getting into the movie and excited and tense.  Just as you are starting to think finally we must be like halfway through the movie and now it’s finally getting to be a good movie maybe even a great scary movie you just waiting for things to pick up a bit more they all die and the movie is over.

Worst shit ever, not even worth renting, In fact if someone gives you the movie for free or wants to take you to the movie instantly punch them in the face , knee them in the crotch and relieve yourself in their hair as they lie on the ground in pain.

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One response

  1. If you were a dude, please don’t forget to also teabag said douchebag laying on the floor.

    August 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm

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